The snake was black
The frog was green
The butterfly was pink
The spider was also pink
and the duck.....
well the duck was crispy!
true story. random but true....for those who didn't work it out....the fist 4 were gummy sweets....though apparently we swallow like a gazillion spiders in our sleep, so apparently I have eat spiders....and you have all read about some of the other crazy things I have eaten over the years....crazy to some but all I got to say is YUM!
So tonight's blog is a bit of combined randomness and sillyness. . . I have been relaxing the last two evenings watching old movies... mainly because work has been intensely busy and I am exhausted, even ended up working today, YES....on a Saturday. So the odd quote or two has stuck in my brain.
It funny how some quotes/cliches/sayings are so perfect that they deserve to stick around...a friend of mine, when growing up used an expression all the time..."oh my shattered neurons" ....love that expression....so from the movies here are two more sayings that I might want to adopt.
"I'm about as flamboyant as a bagel."
"Those who drink C*ke and eat K*C are in a conspiracy against themselves."
mwahahahaha.....of my giddy aunt those are brilliant sayings...now to make them sound natural and not rehearsed when i throw them into a conversation. [yes, i stand in front of a mirror practicing sayings and facial expressions to try appear comfortable and normal when saying them....NOT!!!]
Then there was another of those classic bad logic moments....I saw someone post in facebook about how they had received a ticket for a traffic violation. A legit violation, one that is a known law and a law you study when needing to pass your licence. The person in the wrong was upset with being fined, and claimed there was no sign to indicate they couldn't do what they did....So another person agreed and said, "they can't fine you if there is no sign telling you its illegal to do that." [as I said it an established known law, not a recent addition or a law specific to that area or street.] . . i love the logic in their conversation...or rather lack of logic....by that same logic, if a thief breaks into my house and steals, and gets caught....he/she can also say, "there was no sign telling me I was breaking the law, so therefore i couldn't know it was unlawful." so with this in mind I am hanging "Do not steal" signs all over my house as a precaution.
and then we get the "not so bright" cat scenario.... we all know that my cat is not so bright....tonight it is raining...lots....my cat is sitting on the step just under the roof moaning at the rain. My cat is also releasing toxic gas that indicates my cat possibly needs to go potty...but cant because of the rain....so i dash outside into the rain and bring in his litterbox. I dry it out, and pour new litter into it.... a new brand. my cat immediately heads to the litterbox....i am smug, thinking i am the awesome owner who met her pets needs....my cat sniffs the new litter, starts scratching in it.....looks like a success story.... my cat then picks up some litter in his paw and eats it.... idiot....and it gets stuck on his tongue and he couldnt get it off.....really funny to watch.....needless to say my cat is back outside sitting on the step moaning at the rain......
and that is about as much randomness as any of us can handle for one night.....so good night.
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